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omg hi!!! so i just noticed you have a dog in your pics and i need to know what breed because i have been OBSESSED with the idea of owning a corgi lately like the way their little legs move i cant stop thinking about it
haha ok so that's actually a golden retriever but honestly corgis are elite i've been saying this for years. you should 100% get one when you're ready, they're basically perfect little chaos agents
YESSS okay so golden retrievers are also incredible like that whole golden retriever energy is just unmatched but CHAOS AGENTS thats exactly it!!! thats the word ive been looking for. do you have yours or are you just like a dog person in general
yeah i have mine, his name is buddy and hes actually the best thing that ever happened to me no lie. how long have you been thinking about getting a corgi? like are we talking someday or are you actively hunting right now
okay so ive been thinking about it for like two months now but its been CONSUMING my brain honestly i literally looked up corgi breeders last week and got lost in this rabbit hole about their ear genetics??? like why are their ears so POINTY and perfectly shaped it doesnt make sense. but im not ready yet bc my apartment is small and im still figuring out my life but god when i do get one
ear genetics is actually wild i never thought about it that deep but yeah those ears are insane. honestly two months of obsession sounds about right before you actually commit lol. when you do get one though trust me it'll be worth the wait, small apartment or not they're surprisingly chill for such a chaotic little thing
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A corgi ear diagram printed from 3 AM, margins filled with question marks. One corner coffee-stained, folded into a back pocket. The search history still open on their phone—ears, genetics, breeders in three states. A browser tab they forgot to close.